This actually shows how awesome Zima was. "Who cares?!"

Probably the only thing I got right in 1994 was not liking Zima.

Claim to Fame.

The fall of Zima is a hollow victory, as Zima failed due to the popularity of Smirnoff Ice.

TNA has some wrestler named Zima Ion. TNA really sucks.

zima zucks everyone called it queer beer
i watched a dude alex bigatti drink a whole six pack he had replaced with water to seem cool without getting drunk and sick and then he puked anyways because that's too much water for one schoolboy gut

Every nuance of this fucking reeks of the 90s. I feel ill.

Up until about a year ago there was a 6 pack of zima in the crisper of the fridge at my work. Every time I'd see it I'd think of the curly haired dink in the hat.

I just saw a pack of zima at the store across the street, it was not left over from last decade. Someone, somewhere, is still drinking this shit.

Not a single likeable character in that commercial.

Fucking 90s.

They actually still sell this stuff in Japan. I think someone keeps playing pranks on them by telling them things like Zima and mullets are cool.

It tasted like flat 7-Up

Coors initially spent around million advertising Zima (http://www.businessweek.com/stories/1997-03-09/why-zima-faded-so- fast). Coors could have just bullshitted word-of-mouth around the product - given what it cost to make versus what it sold for - but no, they had to go for some top-hatted dipshit.