Gmork  - 2014-03-04
TOO LATE, GRANDPA!
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Killer Joe - 2014-03-04
THE OLD TESTAMENT SAYS ITS COOL 700 CLUB.
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infinite zest - 2014-03-04 IF THE OLD TESTAMANT STARTED SMOKING CRACK WOULD THAT BE COOL TOO!?!
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infinite zest - 2014-03-04
Umm.. so I'm no Bible expert like Mr. Robertson, but I'm pretty sure Leviticus 18:6 says "None of you shall approach any one of his close relatives to uncover nakedness. I am the Lord." I know that because I looked it up just now.
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Pillager - 2014-03-04 Dude, sheet. Hole in it. It's all covered.
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infinite zest - 2014-03-04 Well fuck-my-cousin I'm going to Australia! Do the blankets they give out on airplanes count?
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yogarfield - 2014-03-05 PILLY: That only works if you're Jewish. Pat is the exact opposite of Jewish, meaning he can do whatever he wants so long at is ISN'T through a hole in a sheet.
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oddeye - 2014-03-04
I'm going to hire myself a geneticist, you guys know any that are looking for freelance work?
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RedHood - 2014-03-04
It's ok to fuck your cousins kids...just don't be gay about it!
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infinite zest - 2014-03-04 Keep the gayness to a minimum, otherwise that'd be totally retarded.
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oddeye - 2014-03-05 Gays have butt babies, ask any available geneticist.
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infinite zest - 2014-03-05 If gays have butt babies and straights have vagina babies, where do cousin babies come from? The mouth, that's where.
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infinite zest - 2014-03-05 my babies usually come from my computer. That's where most of my semen winds up. God sez it's cool; I get a rebortion.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-03-05
God didn't take issue with Lot fucking his two daughters for the explicit purpose of creating mongoloid babies.
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Meerkat - 2014-03-05
True story, my great grandmother and great grandfather on my mother's side were first cousins.
You can't tell from looking at me.
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TheOtherCapnS - 2014-03-05
I am absolutely stunned...
...that he thought to correct himself for saying mongoloid.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-03-06
"mongoloid"
HAHA!
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