"What's your first name, Mr. Burns?"

"I don't know."

friends with Guy Incognito on facebook

(that dog has a puffy tail!!)

"If Kourtnie's phone doesn't work, why can't our crew visit her at home?"

"She is at the pornography store. She is buying pornography."

This is actually really sad. I'm assuming there's a lawsuit involved or something over the non-existent dead baby.. if that's not the case then this is just bullying. You might as well interview everyone who has a Second Life account or plays World of Warcraft and has their username as their work e-mail address.

Hell, you might as well fuck with people who post facebook profile pictures of themselves from 5 years ago when they were more attractive, and ask why they don't update their profile picture so people would know what they look like if they're to run into them outside of facebook.

People like to use the internet to escape from reality. When I had a guinea pig, I made a facebook for him, and one for my cat. Cats and guinea pigs can't talk or type, nor can babies. If Kourtnie is indeed fake, which I'm assuming she is, let a girl vicariously live out her ideal existence through this fictional character.

I want him to share a cell with Dr. Oz and food will only start being delivered to it once one has killed and eaten the other.

He seems so lost dealing with an actual mentally ill person instead of yelling at a vaguely slutty teenager.

I don't know, he gave that gangstalking victim more time than I ever would. Of course he probably doesn't realize that there is more than one of them.

"He seems so lost dealing with an actual mentally ill person instead of yelling at a vaguely slutty teenager."

Exactly. He's an offensively overpaid Baptist country minister with a piece of doctory looking paper on his wall.