Rupaul's Drag Race certainly has taken a strange turn.
Well, Drag Race is really gay but there is no way i can masturbate to that.
This isn't gay at all, but I've already masturbated to it.
so...? What does this say about the cosmos?
what is happening
Sexy Duck Cop
hey has anyone pointed out yet that wrestling techniques can be construed as resembling homosexual contact?
But...who or what does he wish to 'bang' and how are these other gentleman preventing him from achieving said 'banging'. Or does 'bang' mean something else on this show?
For whatever reason, someone somewhere made the phenomenally stupid decision to start referring to exchanging blows as "banging". Mixed martial arts fighters who prefer to stand and trade punches are said to "stand and bang". Anyone who has trained any sort of grappling for more than two seconds has undoubtedly heard a thousand different unimaginative cracks about how gay it is, and whoever added "bang" to the parlance was either totally oblivious or a troll.
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fightin', this is for fun.
Whoever added "bang" to the parlance was gay.
Like all MMA fighters.
Sexy Duck Cop
wait wait I just realized something
good god some rakish heel with an acerbic wit could doubtless draw parallels between grappling positions and sexual congress
we can only pray that day never arrives
Just as we use type 1a supernovae to sound and fathom the otherwise unimaginably vast distances between the stars; so can we use Mr.B's cock as a standard "candle" if you will to measure the Gheyity of a video clip under test.
Preliminary obs. in the prior thread. Draw what conclusions you will. It burns most brightly, by my estimation. And at both ends.
This video brings it around nicely. It starts out "this is terrible, what am I watching" in a kind of unclean and unenjoyable way, and then after some cut, when the 'roid rage has trebled, it becomes "this is terrible, what am I watching" in a liberating and awe-inspiring way. Suddenly the instinctive contempt that had been aroused in the first half is justified before my eyes. My hatred is no longer tentative. I cackle in delight at my own suffering for sitting through it. An angel gets a set of leathern wings.
'roided out bro
Don't hold them bro, let it all come out. Hold me bro.
I wish he do let me bang bro too
1 week ago
This indeed the gayest shit I have ever seen after I seen this I stop watching the show. For one don't ever say let me bang in a room full of men and no women. Two he looks like he should be fighting for breast cancer with that damn pink mo hawk. Three stop all that damn crying like a bitch and sit the fuck down this its'n the real world or all my children you fucking homo ass bitch. Bang that you dick in the booty ass fag.
I thought he was talking about Cillit Bang at first, the awesome cleaning spray that I could never afford.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
GENTLEMEN PLEASE, THIS IS NO TIME FOR BANTER
THE "GRAPPLING IS GAY" JOKE'S CORE HAS GROWN UNSTABLE
WITHIN 72 HOURS IT WILL IMPLODE, CREATING A GRAVITATIONAL VACUUM SO POWERFUL IT WILL SUCK THE COMEDY RIGHT OUT OF NEIGHBORING CONSTELLATIONS OF JOKES, INCLUDING THE "JOCKS ARE DUMB" AND "FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE ALL AXE RAPIST BANK ROBBERS" NEBULAE.
MUCH AS A GAY MAN SUCKS ON PENISES.
GOD HELP US.
lol being in someones guard looks like ur putting ur dick in there butt fag
This video is the reason i don't tell people i like martial arts. The fanbase doesn't help either.
|Billy the Poet |
If we could remove whatever it is that makes men like this, our species would have a chance of surviving the 22nd century.
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