Growing up, I had a neighbor who wasn't allowed to eat anything with sugar in it. No sweets, no juice, no nothing. His parents had a padlock on the pantry, so he would come to our door and beg for bread and cookies. He once found our Poptarts and ate 5 of them in one sitting.

I fucking hated him, but he had a SegaCD. The first time I played Sonic Pinball, his dad came down and started cutting his son's toenails.

All I'm saying is he could probably get off to this if he didn't die in Afghanistan.

Just playin, he made it through Afghanistan, and he could definitely get off to this.

One day, Krishsna and Balarama were playing with Their friends, all the boys joined Balarama and told mother Yashoda that Krishna had eaten clay. Yashoda asked Krishna to open his mouth so that she may check it out. When krishna opened his mouth Yashoda could see the entire Universe in his mouth.

Thanks for the back-story!

Stars for the ending.