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Desc:Freakishly titjobbed desperate attempts satire.
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Horror
Tags:boobs, Hillary Clinton, Kristi Thinks, horrible boobjobs infinity
Submitted:baleen
Date:05/06/14
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Comment count is 29
ashtar.
holy fuck are those filled with helium?

Also dig the "if you were are REAL woman and took care of Bill's needs he wouldn't have strayed." Aside from being fucking stupid (c'mon, it's Bill) and sexist, that sort of helpmeet submissiveness is not really the sort of thing I'd look for in a president.
baleen
From her comments it appears she's a lefty of sorts attempting some kind of blond bimbo Colbert character. There is no excuse.

oddeye
Helium would probably be a lot easier on her lower back, not a bad idea actually.

infinite zest
Yeah not funny but I think she's doing an attempt at the big titted gal on the Alex Jones show. I wouldn't be so quick to jump to the conclusion that those are fake tho: My ex's housemate in college had a DDDD or a G, something big. But other than gigantic tits she was thin, and got made fun of and hated her boobs because people assumed they were fake. If anything she wanted breast reduction surgery. She was scared to go to the bars or parties because people would either oggle her because of her boobs or accuse her of having a fake ones. Without getting into detail I can tell you for certain that they were not.

But all of a sudden things changed for her, because big beautiful boobs that aren't fake maybe? Something like that. And now she's married.

baleen
Those are fake. You can tell because the breast skin appears to want to snap off of the body in surrender, to join once again its spirit breasts across the great divide in the Land of Dairy Queen.

Breasts are mobile, magical things.

Notice how these stay suspended, resistant to the effects of gravity and inertia, like limpets or a Sega Genesis cartridge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Tzi7PL7pk

John Holmes Motherfucker
Five dollars says she's got a penis.
OxygenThief
In a jar beneath her sink.

John Holmes Motherfucker
My point is that she's constantly posing like a drag queen. If not for the grotesque self-mutilation, I'd be amused by this instead of horrified. What I suspect, of course, is that this perfectly attractive young woman had herself turned into a side show attraction in order to get famous on youtube. And in a small sad way, it seems to be working. I have maybe a hundred youtube subscribers spread over three accounts. Chesty Anne Coulter has 5000.

Gmork
"Grotesque self-mutilation"

Oh, you kids.

infinite zest
Why would you girls keep dildos beneath the sink anyway? I've dated girls who do, like that's the last place a man's going to look? Because I like to clean too, especially if I'm at someone elses' house.

John Holmes Motherfucker
What part of "grotesque self-mutilation" isn't true?

That guy
Gmork likes her.

Pillager
Whatever gets more webcam views.
TeenerTot
She had to back up against the far wall just to make sure her boobs got in the shot.
chumbucket
Reply girls are a thing again now?
BorrowedSolution
Bewwwwwbs
Old_Zircon
Looks like she might have had ribs taken out, too.
Gmork
tag atrocities
BorrowedSolution
Oh, go drink yourself to death, Debbie Downer.

magnesium
So is this a parody, or did she just realize that combining giant boobs with conservative views is a ticket to Youtube ad money? Because she doesn't seem to believe anything she's saying.
baleen
see above.

John Holmes Motherfucker
I doubt if five thousand subscribers is going to begin to pay for those things.

RocketBlender
Those are beyond horrible. They've got into that special zone of things you can only find attractive if you have a very specific fetish.
Binro the Heretic
This just makes me sad.

Time was, I would have at least gotten a giggle out of those boobs, but now I just see the whole sad dreary life that led up to those boobs.

Fuck, I'm old.
Jet Bin Fever
Poor broken person.
Scattersane
One of the tragedies is that I think she's honestly got a pretty face.
Caminante Nocturno
Big breasts are disgusting.
memedumpster
I wont make fun of her boobs to discredit what she's saying. She's actually cheapening the boobs by being so petty, mean, and gullible. Boobs have a difficult time in this world, and some people have been so fooled by the anti-boob lobby that they have abandoned boob-kind completely (see above).

All I ask is please stop using your boobs as a spokesman for your politics. It's not fair to them.
memedumpster
This country needs a separation of chest and state.

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