"You can turn him off with a touch of his butthole."
"Like birds?! Love Max Headroom?! Wish you could combine them into something as infuriating as a Big Mouth Billy Bass?! Then go fuck yourself!"
|pyslexic dharmacist |
Wow, only .99 for a budgie that can't talk, shake hands, skateboard, balance on a tennis ball, nor just be fluffy....AND it comes complete with a neurological disorder?
|infinite zest |
I see this commercial all the time when I'm closing out. It's really sad.
I commented on this before I watched it. The one I usually see is an hour long.
Calling bullshit on an hour long version of this. Betting 5 stars on it.
yeah it's infomercial length. It's usually on around the same time as the shakeweight commercials. Like most infomercials it's the same footage over and over again but testimony from satisfied customers, and the standard "better call in the next 10 minutes and get two of these things." When the bar closes it's usually on some variation of ESPN so when I'm closing out it's sometimes on in the background.
I'm not going to argue about it. But it's a real infomercial. If you ever find yourself closing a bar at 3 in the morning let me know.
I believe you i.z. I had insomnia when I was a kid, and used to stay up all night watching infomercials. I saw hour-long spots for stuff way crazier than this.
Danke. Watching a dr field brush one right now. I never paid attention but it is interrupted by some dumb espn shit so I guess that guy and I are both right :)
So aside from shitting, making messes and costing money, this is all 'real' parakeets do? Thanks, infomercial.
That is one sad and creepy toy.
Also, "the expense?" I saw that women's kitchen, she can't afford to keep a budge? Really? That family has kids... that was less of an expense then the budgie? That cage even has a drop pan! Pull it out, dump it, line it, replace it. Takes less time to do that then clean your bathroom.
WHO LOOKS AT A BUDGIE AND IS OVERWHELMED? WHO?!
I was able to handle caring for a budgie when I was 8. He lived to be 13, which I'm guessing is about 12.5 years longer than anything sold on infomercials lasts.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Should've just fixed the link for
Oh, the video with this shit tags that would never link? I wonder how I missed that one during the submission process.
Using the name of the thing featured in a video as a tag is a terrible tag.
ton of unrelated comical tags are helpful though
Jet Bin Fever
No reason to be upset. You should at least type "Perfect Polly" in the search box and see what comes up before submitting.
ehh, just because a tag gets linked doesn't make it useful.
a tag is supposed to be a descriptor, and using shit generic tags for every video just leads to massive dupe checker lists that you wont look through.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
Perfect to go with the video of making microwave salsa, cheese and chips for your bachelor lifestyle.
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