Pregnant girlfriend?
Yes papa.

eating my fist?

his body language is amazing, i wouldn't be surprised if he just let a fart go in his sons face when he laid down.

intensity of 10 crispin glovers = 1 decaglover

ha ha ha

Gorgeous.

Prank or not, that dad's a dick. I know that different cultures treat many of these things differently than my own family (basically if I told them I blew up a building, fucked a corpse and shot it to make more holes to fuck all the while pissing on their front lawn would they get to the point where they'd call the cops or punish me.)

I don't know what the girl did to be called a "bitch" but no father should ever do that to their son no matter what the circumstances.

btw that was a prank. All the people in the building were actors and the corpse was just a hobo so I guess that doesn't quite count. Man my mind goes to weird places. Sorry

dude the father in this needs to live the rest of his life in jail regardless of his past

For what it's worth a person I used to work with got an underage girl pregnant (he was 18, she was 17.) He has to carry the statuatory charges with him for the rest of his life. That'd piss me off if I was his dad, or the dad of the girl, as his career path would be tainted by his actions but I still wouldn't resort to violence.

Yeah leaving off that "btw I didn't really blow up that orphanage mum, it was a joke!" part changed your post somewhat.

It would be royally shit to have your child's future tainted by any significant criminal conviction but instantly kicking the kid in the ribs and then beating them wont solve anything. A big part of being a parent is acting rationally while being enraged according to my experience as a father.

Ok fine, but some of the above comments don't seem to take into consideration the nature of Sub-continent sexual and family mores. Honor killings take place all the time; if this had been a young unmarried girl telling her father (or mother) that she was pregnant, there would be every reason to expect to see her beaten within an inch of her life, if not worse. The fathers' reaction is not at all unexpected or uncommon for India or Pakistan.

I am in NO WAY excusing these facts, but think about a red-headed stepchild in Appalachia telling her out of work coal mining father that she was pregnant, as a prank.

In Appalachia, that usually involves the daughter beating up the father for the pregnancy.

Son gets revenge on father for teaching him to drive, with predictable results.

Those radio prank calls are all fake.

Every single one.