SUP BRIDGE? MY NAME IS BRIDGE.

A Bridge Sails Under A Bridge

When you're floaty
Like a board,
When you have been dislodged,
You have come unmoored, (unoared!)
And you can't stop, (no!)
When tides get rough,
And bends just can't be found,
Like a bridge under troubled water
It will drag you down
Like a bridge under troubled water
Shit will drag you down.

When you're off the map,
And you're not a street,
Will others raise their gates?
Or will they blockade you (to)
Get torn apart (no!)
When torqueness comes
And shear stress does abound,
Like a bridge under troubled water
They will tear you down
Like a bridge under troubled water
They will tear you down.

"Sail on, sail-less thing,
Sail on through,"
Say witless optimists,
"All your dreams are on their way."
While just aside (oh),
Filming to the end,
Scoff former Yugoslavs
At the bridge under troubled water
That has been your life
At the bridge under troubled water
That has been your life.