Stars are such a meaningless metaphor for the love I have for this.

NNNNNANGGHHNN. NGGAAHHHNN. NGGHHNN. NHN.

Sorry, but there simply aren't suitable words for this.

This an actual ad?

Max Headroom was a prophet.

So stupid. I love it.

Sold.

at first I thought this went too long, but it gets really good toward the end.

poetv keeps me from shooting myself in the face with a gun of some sort.

I like to imagine that, after the collapse, all of humanity's media has been destroyed except, through some strange and wildly unlikely coincidence, all of the various Brimley-diabetes remixes. Future anthropologists will reconstruct our society only through the lens of these videos, as even the scotch-guard molecules in the antarctic ice sheets will have flowed into the sea long since.

Fucking EPIC