It's like watching someone do a handstand on the edge of a Muffin Maker Cow Grinder (or whatever it's called.. the nightmare fuel machine)

This is the definition of "Accident waiting to happen".

His is not the only home brew log splitter on YouTube. By comparison to some, this one is downright safety first.

Now put your dick in it.

I have never seen something so palpably hungry for a thumb.

Oh the objects I want to see thrown on to there. By someone else.