I saw this earlier today at a local chuck e cheese while I was there with my daughter. For the price of only 20 cents a go I got teased by fleeting glimpses of Elvira (or at least an actress just like her) saying a bunch of shit which I took to mean "Darling, would you please Strangle-Fuck the hell out of me?" and so on. Plus the chair vibrated quite a bit, really adding to the experience. Best "carnal hunger" money I've ever spent.
Anyway I couldn't really get too into it, seeing as my daughter was in the other chair and there were kids being kids all about and all. I will, however, say that those where the best tokens I've ever spent in such a place. If you should find yourself in a chuck e cheese and you are able to get away from the family and what not, do yourself a favour.
Damn, I should have been a poet.
Getting turned on by a vibrating seat and Elvira's boobs is gross? As I said, I couldn't get too into it because there were children around, including my daughter. What's wrong with that? You never thought about gently running your fingers down the side of Rita Repulsa's head or something?
What do you think I mean by "too into it" exactly? Cause to me it means "staring at a screen and finding it sexually suggestive" which it was, refer to my previous comments about fleeting glimpses and talking of some kind, good sir! It doesn't mean oiling up my nipples only to stop short of blasting torrents of jizz at the screen, as you seem to suggest, sicko. If that's what you are thinking then you have a problem and should turn yourself into the authorities for pacification.
Regardless, I find your insinuations to be rather tasteless, especially since my daughter is concerned. I have nothing more to add.
Other than "fuck off"
Gonna be 4 in a month. She's turning out to be a far better person than I will ever be so I guess I can chalk that up as a "Super Mega Win!" as her beloved Power Rangers would say.
How are you?
How is a 4 year old watching Power Rangers?!
See, everything else you say, sure, whatever, I can accept that stuff. But watching Rita Repulsa with a 4 year old?!? Gross, man. How does that even happen?
No one under the age of 25 watches Power Rangers.
Rita Repulsa hasn't been in Power Rangers for like 15 years or something and I've never watched it with her. She likes Super Mega Force or some shit and that's that.
You are correct about the "age of 25" comment though. A large portion of fans are bloated basement trolls and everyone knows it.
Ah, my mistake. So Rita Repulsa is for "daddy's alone time".
No problem buddy, glad that's all cleared up.
well, that settles it. I need a kid so I don't look weird. My Craigslist will read as follows: "32 year-old male looking for Child (male or female) to accompany him to Chuck E. Cheese so he can find out they have the Elvira Fright Nite. Pizza and tokens will not be provided."
You have a daughter, huh-huh-huh.
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Is this a dupe, or did I actually see this somewhere in reality?
It's available in different bits on youtube but this seems to be the most complete version. I saw this at Chuck E. Cheese as a choice on a "Mad Wave Motion" machine but it didn't have the first 22 seconds or so of this clip.
The same people that made this also made a mini-toy rollercoaster style choice that featured graffiti saying "Hold onto your seed (strike-through) seat"
So yeah, these guys know exactly what they are doing.
Never been a horror nerd but I fucking love Elvira.
Always been a horror nerd, also fucking love Elvira.
I think we'd all love fucking Elvira.
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