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Desc:Get your life back!
Category:Science & Technology, Advertisements
Tags:Cure, magnets, short and sweet, Morgellons, go to the website
Submitted:kamlem
Date:07/02/14
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roofle
Ugh. Someone in my immediate family was 100% convinced she had this baloney, and it made my life hell for years.

"Look at this piece of lint that somehow is still sticking to my skin, it's a fucking bug/microbe/parasite crawling out of my body, I'm sure of it!"
The Mothership
I'm surprised it took this long for some charlatans to cash in.
Crab Mentality
This video not only introduced me to what "Morgellons" but introduced me to this video reading service. They charge 0 a minute!
spikestoyiu
It's my favorite Internet disease!

gravelstudios
PoeTV introduced me to morgellons several months ago and my life hasn't been the same since!

fluffy
Morgellons (or rather, peoples' reactions to thinking they have them) squick me out more than anything else on the Internet. Some people have gone so far as to dig out their own nerves and capillaries thinking that they are little parasites, and show them to their doctors with a SEE?! SEE?!?!?!?! and ugh ugh ugh

matlock
I watched the last half of the "Electromagnetic Pulse Party" video on the website - the treatment seems to entail driving to a restaurant in Brownsville, Texas, where you are shuttled over to Mexico to get shocked in a 55-gallon drum.
infinite zest
Here's a perfectly relevant place for me to post this (I would've put it in the hopper but it's NSFW for boobs the entire way through so don't watch it at work)

http://youtu.be/cp8IU1PcThQ

but it's David Cronenberg's new short film/art installation at the Rotterdam Film Institution about a woman and a doctor in a very shady operating room interviewing a woman on how to remove insects from her left breast. I had no idea what Morgellons were until this, and just thought I'd share.
memedumpster
Fools, this only repels nanosnake 0.75sfs to nanoconda 1.777xgsg. The new nanoconstrictors can embed in pure carbon-teflon 90.
cognitivedissonance
Convince people they have an imaginary disease.

Convince said people that you have the cure to the imaginary disease.

PROFIT.
giygusattack
Tale as old as time.

Sanest Man Alive
I'd argue that victims of this disease didn't really need so much convincing as simply reinforcement.

oddeye
Song as old as rhyme

Azmo23
🎶beauty and the beast🎶

Old_Zircon
A placebo treatment for a psychosomatic condition. Seems reasonable.
Azmo23
Place a fiber between two magnets in a configuration of attraction.

It will EXPLODE
BiggerJ
From the site:

"The subject in the center of the coil is immersed in 2114 Hz which tests have shown to instantly kill the disease. Time and intensity (watts) have not yet been determined. Testing continues.."

So if it doesn't work, you just haven't tried enough variables! Keep at it!
oddeye
Obviously YOUR strain is particularly unique and special, like you, which is why no "doctor" has ever heard of it. Of course we will have to run more tests and such, but I'm sure we will find a cure for you long before we've depleted your bank account.

BiggerJ
The thing I posted is just in general. It applies to all users of the device. The PERFECT SETTINGS are unknown for everyone.

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