In the meantime, though, it gives me incredible joy to know that they've finally realized the dream of The Producers.

Bell + Rothrock + Nielsen = better than anything Hollywood has done in decades.

Most of these women are over 50. Most women over 50 don't look so good, but the ones who do? As long as she looks this hot, I'll watch Cynthia Rothrock read aloud from the Cleveland Yellow Pages.

No, you guys are looking at it all wrong. It's not a question of beauty (although all these ladies are FINE), it's a question of how cool and badass they are. Think The Expendables. These chicks are all well known action movie ass-kickers. Zoe Bell is a famous stunt woman, most notableble for playing Xena. No shit! Xena! She's also been the go-to stunt woman for most of Tarantino's films, in particular Kill Bill (all that crazy shit The Bride did? That wasn't Uma, that was Ms Bell). Cynthia Rothrock is an absolute legend of martial arts cinema; she's a legit karate champion who starred in dozens of kung fu films during the 1980s, and was the direct inspiration for Sonya Blade. She's like the indie scene version of Bruce Lee or Daniel Bryan. And Brigitte Nielsen? Well, uhhh, she's Brigitte Nielsen. I guess her hotness is kinda the main selling point there. But she was the best part of any Rocky movie, she played a mean villainess in a bunch of b-movies, and it's cool how she pussywhiped Flavor Flav.

"Think The Expendables"

Are you not familiar with the modus operandi of The Asylum, Homer?