I think someone's been watching too much Dr. Who.

I'd much rather put a hitch on a Miata because I might have to tow an oversized object once every 3 years instead of using a giant truck only for grocery shopping and commutes in the same timeframe.

I'd rather just rent a truck the one time I need one.

for "stupid as art" and the Dunning-Kruger tag

Fluffy is boring, cannot appreciate a miata with truck nuts dragging along the road.

I am sorry you are having troubles at home.

Given that he was the most persistent actor in the whole situation, I'm going to go ahead and call you wronger than wrong on this one.

The nagging he must have endured before and after this ordeal must have been unbelievable.

Seems to me the woman in the half moo-moo is giving out orders, so I stand by my claim!

My father's side of the family are cod heads from Grimsby but I believe he was born in Cleethorps (forgive spelling, in a rush and on phone).

Regardless, in Russia they totally would have just driven off with the sofa jammed in the back so it wasn't currently falling.