Give him a hoop skirt

Hell of a lot of puns here, too.

I hear that Stan's a real pervert. Dude hit on my sister, ya know.

I couldn't get the video to play for some reason, but I think I get the jist of it. It's really a shame. Portland has an "arts tax" which, among other things, built one of the ugliest things I can think of. This thing:

http://www.portlandsocietypage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ 603159_10151257318638381_630632978_n-e1361297542130.jpg

Art's subjective but it cost about one million dollars and they tore down a wall with tons of really creative art to erect it and we paid for it. That's like paying somebody else's cable bill when you "don't watch tv. But if it's on it's on, right?" Street art is one thing: you paint something purposefully anonymously with the understanding that someone could come by the next night and paint over it. A sculpture is protected and really I think they should've gotten it commissioned first (and maybe toned down the cock a little bit.) A red devil isn't necessarily Satan himself anymore than a man with long hair and a beard wearing a robe is Jesus Christ. But putting a statue somewhere isn't that different from curbing a couch you don't want anymore. I'm sad it's gone though.

I am surprised that this is Vancouver though, as they actually have a Portland themed restaurant and bar now. They're trying to be more like us. Not that we're depraved but parents don't have a problem bringing their toddlers to a donut shop with cock-shaped donuts or dressing their kids in Slayer onesies.

1:07 in the video

In the 7 day forecast, we have a chance of hail Satan on Thursday but it looks like sun Satan the rest of the week.

Christ. It just kept going.

Yes, this.