Their faces look like a box of melted crayons.

I'm sure they're lovely on the inside.

they have the faces of freak show performers...and I guess they are the modern equivalent with how hard they're trying to get attention.

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They look very nice from a distance. Up close they are a bit frumpy, mostly owing to their obvious plastic-surgery, "mushface" look. But they clearly value their appearance, and they work very hard trying to look as good as possible, so if I met them I don't think I would tell them they are ugly. That would not be a nice thing to say, and it would probably hurt their feelings, as I'm guessing they're fairly sensitive about their appearance.

Ha! I was thinking Khalid Sheik Mohammed. Someone should set them up with those body-building twins from Natural Born Killers.

Have a little respect when you're talking about The Barbarian Brothers you heathen.

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It depends. Incest is an imprecisely defined category that varies from speaker to speaker and porn to porn, so it could be both incest and not incest, equally.

I'm pretty sure making out with your older sister qualifies as incest, however.

Huh. I remember the parents finding out and it sort of became this neighborhood legend. I felt bad for them, as they actually had to change schools. I mean, it was strange, but as far as I knew they weren't breaking any laws. It's fuzzy memories for sure, but the boy was only a 5th grader and his sister was in high school, and I was friends with both of them. He probably would've told me if it went beyond practice kissing.

But now I'm just curious. I mean the OED defines incest as " The crime of sexual intercourse or cohabitation between persons related within the degrees within which marriage is prohibited; sexual commerce of near kindred." But there's also the term "Kissing Cousin," which probably implies "fuck cousin" but whose etymology is probably pretty antiquated: Basically any cousin not related in the first degree is OK to "kiss" (i.e. probably fuck) so I could see someone taking that literally.

Older sisters do not fall within the "kissing cousins" exemption range, though. Older sisters are immediate family.

Not that this really matters, of course! Legal prohibitions on incest, like prohibitions on homosexuality, polygamy, human-on-cartoon, or any other consensual, non-traditional romantic relationship, are unjust, hardly enforceable, and soon to be a thing of the past.

Dude, two sisters kissing is NOT incest cause it's fucking hot. Incest is only between people who are RELATED you dumb shits.

I'd love for that to be an Australia-type comment and not a female-type comment. But it's not.

I'd do the one on the left. Or maybe the one on the right? Oh, heck.

I'd fuck all three of them at once, but only if we could do it on top of Mothra.

My kaiju of choice would be gamers but we might get dizzy.

Thanks autocorrect :)

I like that King Three-Heads (Gidora?) cause then I could get 3 blowjobs at once.

...the cheap porn version.

Have them.

Oh man.

Double your pleasure, double your fun. Stars for you!

yessir

I'm definitely not all together when I have sex.

The other gets twin boyfriends to balance it out

The living one absorbs the others remains and becomes a Super Twin that carries her dead sister's soul and consciousness.