|Jim Quin - 2014-09-24 |
"You're in the way, sir."
REYNOLDS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KNEECAP YOU
|TeenerTot - 2014-09-24 |
|jreid - 2014-09-24 |
Clearly they need more military hand-me-downs. I hear they're retiring the A-10 Warthog soon, that should help.
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|BHWW - 2014-09-24 |
MAINTAIN DA PERIMITAH BAWSHTAN STRONG
|memedumpster - 2014-09-24 |
This made me realize that I have been dehumanizing an entire diverse group based upon the harsh and outrageous actions of a select few, so I would like to officially apologize to doors everywhere.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2014-09-24 |
This doesn't look like the first time doorman has had trouble come a-calling.
They could have knocked. It would have been easier.
They were knocking
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-09-24 |
She would have come to the door sooner. She just had to hide the dogs first.
|infinite zest - 2014-09-24 |
GREAT DOOR WAR 2014!
|Raggamuffin - 2014-09-24 |
"Uhm, it's open!"
|Old_Zircon - 2014-09-24 |
How are they screwing this up so badly? Even I know that you break down a door by hitting the upper corner on the HINGE side, that's pretty much cop 101.
|Mother_Puncher - 2014-09-24 |
Olaf felt like wearing a ski mask would command some respect from the group until he was door blocked by Yuri and wasnt even allowed to use the battering ram.
|BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-24 |
....HIT THE GLASS, RETARD!
|Kid Fenris - 2014-09-24 |
They forgot to pick up that key ten screens ago and nobody wanted to backtrack past the alligators.
|oddeye - 2014-09-24 |
Sovereign citizens are probably buying the fuck out of these doors as we speak.
|The Mothership - 2014-09-24 |
I call bullshit.
A: that is the weakest-ass batter-ramming I have ever seen.
B: no door would ever tolerate that sort of abuse without fighting back somehow.
No effort + no collateral damage proves that this is just more door propaganda meant to intimidate us.
You might be right, they would probably have blown up the neighbourhood before risking trying the door of it so much as looked sturdy enough to withstand the full force of a slight breeze. Then again, maybe they assumed the occupants were white.
|Killer Joe - 2014-09-26 |
Alternate title: A well-built door.
|RedRust - 2014-09-26 |
These are doors that are like 1-2 thousand dollars. They are made of steel and have those bolts kind of like bank safes that engage the metal door frame. They can't be taken down with a battering ram...
|Old People - 2014-11-25 |
Y'all know this is a foreign country, right? Looks like Eastern Europe, sounds like it too, from the barbarian growling as they enter the house.
The breach kit is your friend, Ivan. Try the Halligan Bar next time.
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