nope, they cook it up or even make a sashimi of it. Geoduck is amazingly not bad, so long as you don't see it before it's cut.

Earned my treat

They're not bad eating. Much like tongue, as long as you get the outer layer off and chop it up so you forget what it looked like, it's fine.

Seattle jokes

Heh I was thinking Evergreen jokes myself, but until this moment I didn't know what the hell their mascot looked like in real life. My alma mater is an anthropomorphic Badger, but still looks somewhat like a real badger. And the Oregon Duck is just Donald Duck. Their Geoduck looks something like a pickle in-between two hamburger buns.

Should've just used the gravity gun.

thats how it has been for thousands of years, why are you surprised?

you're being a fucking pussy
quit being a fucking pussy

"Betamax" describes you pretty well, it seems.

(point to mollusk)

Women are impressed by mussels. Get over it, bruh.

Women are impressed by clams too, you insensitive sod.

Women respond to men who aren't shellfish. Oyster if she really loves you, and if she doesn't clam up, she'll be your one and abalonely.

That's pretty much it in a clam-shell, no need to make a mountain out of a mollusk about it.

Nevermind The Scallops

Later on he's going to do the exact same thing to her asshole.

a really slimy pokemon

Probably not, given by the fact that she thought this doofus humping wet sand in order to extract a discarded whale urethra was super hot. Her undergarments (assuming they had contact with her the whole time) are probably worth stealing, sooner the better.