There's this squirrel who hung out on our bird feeder who we unfortunately had to install one of those Squirrel Baffler devices for, because the birds weren't coming and the indoor cats were unhappy because no birds, just one big happy squirrel. He still comes around, like he's got a beef with me, so I leave him some food. He trained himself to hang upside down to get to the suet, like some cirque du soleil acrobat. Maybe I could train him like this. Or more likely, he could train me. Squirrels are the best.
Where's my Squirrel Girl movie, Marvel? Everyone likes squirrels! And girls! It would be a better use of that Disney money than those awful Spiderman reboot movies.
Spider-Man, X-Men, and Fantastic Four aren't technically Marvel/Disney. Sony has the Spider-Man rights, and Fox owns the others, and neither seem willing to give them up.