Every single time Anthony Cumia goes off on a gun rant, he ALWAYS describes the scenario of home invaders holding you to the ground while they ravage your loved ones.
I'm surprised Patrice O'Neal or someone never made the joke, "You think Jeff Goldblum is going to break into your house."
I got a chance to have a couple beers with Goldblum down in Los Angeles. He plays in this jazz quintet in Los Feliz and we were doing a show at said venue. Dude sits next to me and just starts talking to me about Fukushima and how it's dangerous to eat sushi right now.