My ex had that too. Like not black, but they started looking incredibly brown like permanent coffee stains, and it sucks because she took way better care of her teeth and I do. She'd go in for a cleaning and they were sparkly white again and then it'd just come back.. no drugs save for mostly clear alcohol and cigarettes and a hypothyroid medication, and the dentist really didn't have an explanation. The only explanation I can think of is the fact that she lived with fluoridated water her whole life before moving to Portland with me, and it could have caused some weird reaction.

I on the other hand was given a pamphlet on the dangers of crystal meth when I went to Wisconsin, because of my fluoride deficiency for 18 years.

I know all kinds of nasty things can happen to your teeth if you've had braces and neglected your dental hygiene during/after.

Cool story, bro.

I know Howard Stern from Howard K. Stern, jackass.

It's like Mark Walberg and Mark Whalberg. One acts like he doesn't know they yelled action, the other tells me that my antiques are worthless.

And who can forget the whole John Edwards/Jon Edwards thing? I mean, I don't want a president who talks to ghosts!