Killer Joe  - 2014-10-12
9 foot amazons always trying to get at my scro.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-10-12
I think they should just make it out of studded black leather. That seems more socially acceptable to a new partner than a latex barrier that screams "MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE 'CUZ YOU MIGHT HAVE PLAGUE, HON!"
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Old_Zircon - 2014-10-12
These things have been around since the 80s.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-10-12 Although oddly enough they didn't get patented until 2000:
https://www.google.it/patents/WO2001015624A2?cl=en
I first heard of them in middle school (it was either a health class pamphlet or a Newsweek story about AIDS, I forget which), so that would have been 1990 or 1991.
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Lef - 2014-10-12 wrong reply, meant for Adham Nu'man.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-10-12 That's good because I had no idea what you were on about.
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Adham Nu'man - 2014-10-13 Have not had the pleasure no. I've been pretty monastic since I stopped drinking. I think I'll someday achieve Sainthood.
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The Mothership - 2014-10-12
It's like a second skin, she'll never notice or be offended.
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Robin Kestrel - 2014-10-12
See, this is why Flex Seal should make flesh tone versions.
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memedumpster - 2014-10-12
"Oh baby, let's do it!"
"Uhm..., what is THAT?"
"Oh, that's my Scroguard, it protects me from your skanky past."
"Riiiight, so you..., you're not hiding a carnivorous herpes worm hive under that thing?"
"No, it's to protect ME from YO... where you going?"
"Stand back and I wont pepper spray you, that's the only warning you get."
"That's not pepper spray, it's lysol and a bic lightAAAARRGGHH!H!!!!"
"Fucking told you, worm host."
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-10-12
This is so hilarious and misinformed. I guess it's made for crabs? Because, condoms will prevent a whole hell of a lot of other things, and skin is really good barrier to most STDs. I guess some people are really worried about crabs.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-10-12 It's in case you just can't resist that sexpot of an Ebloa victim you passed in the alley.
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Simillion - 2014-10-12
2015 product, 1995 rendering!
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Meerkat - 2014-10-12
I am disappointed that it's not available in stores!
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-10-12
What is this supposed to protect me from that a condom won't?
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infinite zest - 2014-10-13 Yeah I'm really not sure either. I mean, if someone's really wet but has an infection, there might be some run-off and cause a rash around the pelvis but I don't even think that's the case. I was dating this girl and we had unprotected sex once we established a relationship, but I'd get some sort of rash that didn't really bother me or hurt, but I just figured it was something unrelated.
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Sputum - 2014-10-13 herpes. you people scare me.
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Adham Nu'man - 2014-10-13 "I always play it safe and assume that the girl I'm about to sleep with has herpes... That way, I don't have to tell her about my herpes" - Anthony Jeselnik
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magnesium - 2014-10-12
Is it common for a dude to lie on his stomach while a woman removes his pants? And then, oh hey, he's wearing a latex diaper, of course. It's washable! Explosion!
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betabox - 2014-10-12
Ohhh. Sex must be so mcuch better wearing latex undies which keep one's balls from swinging free.
Come on! We live in a world where we can't get guys to wear condoms to save their lives . . who the hell thinks anyone would wear this absurdity to keep from . .umm having their balls . . uhhh. Umm. Touch a lady?
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Lef - 2014-10-12 guys don't wear condoms?
Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
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infinite zest - 2014-10-13 I say it all depends. I do if I figure it's going to be a one-nighter, so I carry a bunch around everywhere I go.
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infinite zest - 2014-10-12
Jeez, cold day on the set?
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cognitivedissonance - 2014-10-12
I *suspect* this is a fetish thing. It needs to be.
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Sputum - 2014-10-13
this has to be the worst CGI i've ever seen
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