|Yellow Lantern |
His agitated breathing is my favorite part.
Needs a manboobs tag.
I also can't fathom the combination of caring about and sucking at games this much.
Neither can I. At least care about something like surgery on kids but you know, "no man is a failure who is enjoying life" or whatever.
He's not very good at avoiding things. That's kind of a crucial skill to be good at megaman.
Intentionally running into enemies is sometimes the fastest way of getting through games like megaman since the couple frames of invincibility let you pass through an enemy faster than if you stopped to kill it or jump around it.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Towards the end, someone forked over a dollar just to have the phrase "Stop_Being_Such_A_Little_Bitch" scroll on the bottom.
If this is all the body steroids is going to get him, he should probably just give up.
I wonder how he would have fared had he worn a shirt or a t least a tank top. Better? Worse?
WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT?
Jet Bin Fever
Sadly, a whole lot of people. I only think it's fun in marathon form though where they can't reset and have an audience. Even then, it's a stretch... some games are so fucking tedious.
I think 95% of videogames are shit. That said, I do love certain videogames and I think they have potential to communicate powerfully with the user... But boy is gamer "culture" an embarrassing pile of sadness.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Man, it's a good thing there was a camera aimed at his socks.
shoulda dashed bro
So was this a tool assisted ragequit?
I was waiting for him to hang himself with the controller cord.
Why the fuck do people watch other people play games? That was the absolute worst situation to be in when I was 8 and now people do it recreationally.
I know right? Watching people play video games when I was a kid was torture for me. Watching people play video games as an adult is the last thing I want to do. It's fucking boring and just makes me wish I was playing instead of watching them. It's like watching other people sit down and eat a delicious meal while I'm hungry.
Not only do people willingly sit and watch other people play video games, but people actually voluntarily give these guys money because they like watching them play video games so much. And then there are people like DPS and PewDiePie who make their entire living off of people watching them play video games. Hell, PewDiePie makes million (literally) a year doing this shit. Wonders never cease.
My guess is that it's because there's this generation of people who have grown up with games feeling so close to movies that let you occasionally play anyway that as adults they'd rather just let someone else push the buttons while they watch.
Sexy Duck Cop
I enjoy it when
A) There's some amazing degree of technical skill involved, like that guy who beat Mario 3 without touching the ground.
B) It's for an old game I remember renting as a child but never beat and I need closure before I die
C) I want to know if a game is worth checking out before buying, because for some reason renting games is harder than ever.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
It's so, so sad that having moderately defined pecs and a beer gut is what gaming culture thinks steroid use looks like.
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