White people don't have to be taught to line dance. It's just something they're born knowing, like how a colt can walk when it's an hour old.

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Horner? Barely even know 'er!

I know it's kind of in the same vein, but I like TheSadist about a million times better than EiT, FF, and pretty much anything else that does the same sort of thing.

Fellow Country Line Dancers, our treasured freedoms are threatened from all sides. I have in my pocket a list of dancers who were seen wearing leotard tops...