Who knew ALLAHU AKBAR over a cat falling in a bathtub would make me laugh so much?

Goes well with a Lalo Schifrin soundtrack

I always suspected Cold Steel was involved.

Any bets on how long before this shows up on Fox News as a serious bit of reporting?

coming soon to theaters: Jihad of the Planet of the Apes

synopsis:

While Caesar has his problems in the former U.S., apes in Africa and the Middle East find themselves new converts to the Orangutan Khomeni and his policy of "God is Great, Humans Meh". Although the ape drone strikes scenes felt a bit forced, the scenes where apes launch rockets at human daycare centers and go toe to toe with their new dread enemy, the Heavenly Panda Tank Army is well worth the price of admission. Three and a half stars