baleen Ahem... This is EphemeralRift, he is probably one of the most popular ASMR people online. This is an inside joke for the abundance of female ASMR people ("asmrtists").
He also has a popular ASMR Let's play channel, a massage channel, and makes some of the weirder roleplay stuff. There's one recurring character where he's dressed as a plague doctor in a post-apocalyptic dystopian future. I don't know who would find that relaxing, but I've fallen asleep to his videos before.
The worst ASMR videos to me are the eating ones. I cannot understand how someone could find a fat guy eating a sticky burrito with his mouth open relaxing, but there's tons of that shit.
EvilHomer I was randomly clicking through some of Heather Feather's videos, and I noticed at one point she did some "yummy pizza sounds". Had no idea what that could possibly be about.