Cosby's taste buds settled under undisclosed terms in 2006.

Yea but you still have all the guilt.

I always love seeing all the shitty pure-sugar candy advertising itself as "a fat-free food" because, yes, technically it's fat-free, but eating it will still make you fat, thanks to this little thing called "insulin."

Y'SEE THEO, THE JELLO PUDDING SAYS IT'S FAT FREE, BUT IT'S A LIAR. IT JUST LIES ALL THE TIME. A LOT OF THESE PUDDINGS, THEY SAY THE DARNDEST THING, LIKE, "I WAS DRUGGED SO I COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN CONSENT." YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST THESE PUDDINGS, RUDY. THAT'S WHY YOUNG BLACK MEN NEED TO STOP ACTIN' LIKE THUGS, AND START USING KODAK FILM. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GHOST DAD JUNIOR.

PUHDING