Count the times you swear or laugh in awe as you watch this.

Well shit, looks like it's time to give back Texas

That last move was amazing.

If there is a God, He's thinking "Why don't they see that this is why I made them?"

Most every fight is Juan on Juan. The Mexican Wrestler ain't your average Joe.

How do you say "Torn knee ligaments" in Spanish

Ballet... FOR MEN

Nothing beats the entertainment value of midget kicking

¡Ésa era diversión FANTÁSTICO!

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Why isn't the WWE like this? You have betrayed your midget brethren, Vince!

I would actually follow the WWE if it had FLYING MIDGETS IN MASKS

The Romans became the Italians. The Conquistadores, this. Mexico wins.

Fuck the pinche conquistadores, this is SANGRE AZTECA in action! Enanos volantes para siempre!!!

I would just like to take a moment to say "fuck you" to everyone who has ever disparaged wrestling.

There are simply no words.

I freaking love luchadores. Synched Chair hits. That's all I have to say on the matter.

-1 for bad music. Hooray for everything else.

I like how many of these moves are the most awesome set-ups to arm drags in history.

Wrestlers who wear pants instead of panties??!!

¡Viva la Raza!

I've always loved Masked Wrestling a la Mexico. It's like watching a hundred Spider-Mans (Spider-Men?) fighting each other end-on-end.

¡VIVA EL SANTO!

Gym-MAN-stics!

It almost looks like sometimes they aren't jumping on other wrestlers, they're just jumping on people for the hell of it. And can someone inform Newton that these guys are totally abusing his laws? They seem to be finding every loophole for that whole "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction" thing of his.