Scrimmjob - 2014-12-19 I work with an old nam vet who tells a great story about getting his ass badly beaten for trying to steal a bag of ice. His tour of duty was over the following week, he says the day before he went home he got to go to the USO show and see Bob Hope, but he was too sore to enjoy it much.
duck&cover - 2014-12-19 Hope got booed one time at a USO performance, when he made a joke about the bombing of a hotel used for troop housing.
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-19 Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat.