for this, and for StanleyPain biting your style

I guess I was too subtle.

Also ripping off Bob Dylan and littering at the same time isn't cool.

Really littering?

You can't tell it's a green screen?

Why are you tagged for this video?

Maybe Scrotum knows that I dress kinda like this guy and often have similar opinions about Facebook but never share them, and upon completing college wanted to teach English in Japan or S. Korea but marriage got in the way so I decided to put those dreams on the backburner and spend my lunch breaks and downtime at work on a site full of really smart and funny people whose company I enjoy while I see my friends who joined the "JET" (or related) programs thrive overseas, feeling a little jealous because I've been out of school for 9 years so what's the point of applying now, or going back to college for that matter so why not use facebook as a springboard for something new for many of us?

But I never wear a hat and my handwriting's better than that. :)

Shit, I thought that was you. My bad.

Hahahahahaha. It's all good. I guess we do kinda look alike. I might just make a poetv parody of this and submit it. :)

I think you need to do this immediately.

You'll need someone to come up behind you and yell "fuck her right in the pussy"

IZ, you are The King of The Long Comment lately.

Facebook is pretty bad. This video is pretentious, has crappy music and nearly all of the things it criticizes aren't Facebook-specific at all.

A lot of them aren't even Internet-specific.

I'm lucky to have pretty cool friends on it, but when I was married I sort of had to be friends with my ex's friends, her family, and even her family's kids (and a baby) and it was the most banal shit from Buzzfeed at best. At worst, it was them getting upset because I didn't "like" some politically charged statement or link (her family and mine didn't necessarily share the same views on a lot of things, but I like to be respectful and not say anything at all; on facebook that's poison whereas in real-life it's making up an excuse to make a phone call.)

In this kid's defense the video was from around 2010 and that was when shit was going down in my personal life with my soon-to-be ex. She'd attack me with comments and posts, and then when I unfriended her and she blocked me, FB had the nicest way of telling you that literally "No one" likes this, so going back and deleting old photos of us was harder on my heart than just burning a wedding album. In 2014/15 it seems to be a little better about handling things like that, and not making people feel like stalkers.

So I dunno, like I said it's a good tool for me because Madison Wisconsin is America's revolving door, and I doubt if my former housemate in Hong Kong is thinking about me enough to text or write me a letter or text me, but if I see what he had for breakfast, then cool. Looks tasty.

The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.

That's what thanksgiving is for!

Oh, fuck you.

Gmork do you write your own stuff?

I got into a fight with a longtime friend of mine and now we don't talk.

For some reason this made me imagine you two in this commercial, except with the lines replaced with what you're saying here:
http://youtu.be/1npzZu83AfU

Hooker, we can salvage you and your friends' relationship with AOL! All we need to do is point and click.