I always wanted to get kinda fucked up and go to a monster truck rally. As luck would have it, Monster Jam will be in Portland on Valentines Day and there's this girl I kinda really like. There's also a really nice Tapas place just up the street. Because nothing says "I love you" like Tapas and Monster Trucks.. fuck it I'm doing this.

GO SGT SLAUGHTER GO OH GODDDD

Where all the girls with big hair, tank tops and tight baseball shirts want to be.