sweet molester mustache and neckbeard, brah
*nods, spits into coke bottle*
I guess he is being environmentally responsible at least.. he could just spit it onto the ground since they're outside. I was living in a house that drank entirely too much beer (there were 7 of us and I'd pick up at least 70 cans of beer off the porch nearly every morning so our landlord didn't yell at us) and everyone had the habit of ashing their cigarettes right into the empty cans. But the inevitable happened and they'd get drunk, open a can, light a cigarette, and pass out, and someone would always turn out puking from drinking the full beer with the cigarettes in it. Still better than tossing the butts on the ground though, and pretty funny.
Real life canadian PUA version of Badger.
|blue vein steel |
are you sure this isn't a fetish humiliation video?
you nailed it, it IS a bro-dom fetish video. I'd pitch it for 10 bucks a minute on some fetish side if i were a basic bro.. with marketing wits.
I don't get it. Is he doing a scene from something? A dramatic reading of a Youtube comment? Explain.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
This bro got banned from the Bodybuilding.com forums over some spat regarding his "nattyness" where things escalated between him and another user resulting in this video.
God.. I know this guy. Like, not THIS guy, but a guy exactly like this guy. Apparently I was "cockblocking" him at a party simply by talking to this girl he was "trying to bang" while he was going around selling coke, and he got pissed, took his shirt off and threw me off a 2nd story balcony. What a prick.
blue vein steel
threw you off a 2nd floor balcony? that's pretty cool, actually
You have a weird life, infinite zest.
more like pushed me backwards and off than "threw", but I had fallen from there many times before.
Unmerciful Crushing Force
Nowadays. I come for the videos, and stay for Zest's inevitable life stories.
Thought This was some kind of motivational ASMR role play for a second
Pretty sweary for a wrestling promo, but okay, I'm hooked. Did the other tag-team cut a promo too? Is this going to be on PPV or what?
blue vein steel
it's indy. Aziz, one of the other Sick Cunts, lost his belt, and the rest of the Sick Cunts want it back
"I'm a fuckin alpha male bro, and you're a beta bitch" ... Leans in for kiss.
Dimestore Oliver Platt?
And folks say the British have bad teeth...
That's why he is growing his magnificent mustache, duh. It's to cover his teeth when he talks, just like Hitler did and he was ALPHA AS FUCK.
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