It'd probably come across like Mike Rowe's classic QVC videos.
"So there's a bag... and your cat can play in it. Or not. I mean, it might want to, cats are weird. Fifteen dollars for this cat bag, because why not, right?"
Moons are just planets that orbit other planets. That is literally the definition of a moon.
But seriously "what is a planet?" come the fuck on! A PLANET certainly isn't a MOON and definitely NOT A STAR because PLANETS ORBIT STARS, NOT OTHER PLANETS.
They just talked about this on one of the newest QI episodes actually. Apparently the Moon meets the requirements of a planet, or something. Anyone remember that and can fill in the details?
Anyway, they may be accidentally correct... at least technically speaking.