Binro the Heretic - 2015-01-26
"KEVIN! Kevin, thank God I found you!"
"Hey, Brad. WHOA! chill out, bro. Where you been?"
"Dude, the weirdest fucking thing just happened to me you won't-"
"Oh, wow, what is that?"
"What? What is what?"
"That weird thing stuck to your head."
"WHAT! WHERE!"
"You didn't know it was there?"
"NO! THE ALIENS MUST HAVE PUT IT THERE! GET IT OFF ME!"
"ALIENS?"
"YEAH! I was just about to tell you I got grabbed by these weird alien creatures! They must have stuck the thing on me! GET IT OFF!"
"Okay! Okay! Just don't freak out. Hold still, I'll just..."
"OW! OW-OW-OW! Stop pulling it!"
"Yeah it's in there pretty good."
"AH! AH! WHADOIDO!"
"Just keep calm, Man!" Let's go find some help."
"OKAY! Okay. Okay...calm."
"Hey guys, Whassup?"
"BRADGODABDUCTEDBYALIENSANDHESGOTATHINGONHISHEAD!!!"
"What? Whoa, slow down. Deep breath, say it slowly."
"Brad...got abducted by aliens...and they stuck a thing in his head."
"..."
"Are you guys trying to punk us?"
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