My neighbor's got big testicles 'cuz we see this dude EVERYday.
We eat RIBS with this dude,
but we didn't have a clue,
that that girl was in that house...
She said "please help me get OUT!"
Sorry Bill, but after years of making "WOMEN ARE OUT TO MURDER MEN" videos, including a few where you advocated serial killing them (videos deleted, of course), it's pretty tough to walk all that back with some flowery speech and a truck-stop hooker on your lap.