All the zesty taste of a clam fucking a tomato.
I don't think that's a good idea.
|Jet Bin Fever |
We're far too rich to care about taste!
These are the whitest humans available at any point in history.
Jet Bin Fever
You mean you DON'T have a hidden clamato cabinet in your library?
|infinite zest |
Weird. I was talking to this person about Clamato and beer just last night when this was in the hopper, because I was going to find a commercial and submit it myself. Hadn't thought about that shit in years. One time I was on an airplane and got a bloody mary and all they had was Clamato in a can (and the necessary vodka.. I really fucking hate to fly) and was pretty much finished when I decided to look at the nutrition facts. In half of a can there was like 2,800 mg of sodium, which means the entire can had at least two tablespoons of salt in it. :(
Jet Bin Fever
But did you enjoy that smooth tomato and clam taste?
All in all it wasn't that bad. I like to stay vegan but get me drunk and I don't give a fuck, oyster shooters and jello shots are all fine with me. The best way I could describe the taste.. I dunno. I was at this sushi bar years ago and ordered the special roll which had homemade ketchup on it. At first I was like "gross" but I just finished eating a roll of pop rocks sushi and the "Grasshopper" roll.. don't know why I put that in quotation marks, they were real grasshoppers. It was one of those nights, so sure why not. It tasted like Clamato.
I'm Canadian so that shit is dirt common here. The ceasar (vodka and clamato) is one of the the most popular mixed drinks here. It's better super spicy with tequila instead of vodka.
Clamato on its own is okay once in a while, but theres barely enough tomato in there to make it red so I'd rather drink v8 if it's on its own.
There's a store by my house that sells tallboys of some kind of malt liquor with Clamato already in them.. I think they're trying to get rid of them for 99 cents. I might just buy and consume one for science and post my review on here if I live to tell about it.
If I was going to go down on my lady when she was menstruating I would say, "Mott's clamato?" with my nose all scrinched up. Then she'd say, "Forget it."
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