better?

"herself"

anyway, that's where I would hide the dildo if I couldn't pre-insert it into a cavity and smuggle it in/out.

Is this really a chick flick? Like, I can't remember if it was Pirates 1 or 2 but either Sasha Grey or Carmen Luvana gets some candles up their ass that are lit on fire and I dunno, pardon my pun but it's pretty fucking hot, and pretty hot fucking if you're into that thing. I skipped forward, scouts honor. Speaking of scouts, the only clip I've seen of this horseshit is the scene where she says how she learned to tie a bowline in girlscouts. That's like G-rated porn, or creepy. Either way I'm leaving my raincoat at home.

The floors of American cinemas are covered in a sweet buttery gloss. The moment people leave, they are swarming with cockroaches. Almost every single major theater has this problem.