He is the douche-dimension twin of Carl Sagan.

And the douchiest part is that he bought pretty much all of his best tricks from Doug Henning when he was dying.

I've spent countless hours looking at radar screens and this one looks rather suspect. For one they just show us the display, but they don't reveal where the transciever/receiever are or anything else. Its odd that there are no contacts other than the statue and that the contact that is allegedly the statue is the perfect outline of the statue even from behind.
If I were at sea and looking at the statue from radar the statue wouldn't even appear because the island would be blocking it. This leads me to believe the radar image is fake.

Cena, Jesus H Christ. Do you really believe that Emmy-nominated actress Michele Lee and her friends at the CBS Television Network would LIE to America about a radar that PROVES the Statue of Liberty exists?!

It seems much more reasonable to assume that the training they gave you in the Coast Guard is inadequate, and the radars, defective. When the President himself gives YOU a mandate to disappear the Statue of Liberty, BECAUSE FREEDOM, then maybe we'll listen to your crazy conspiracy-talk.

Homer, you fool! If they can fake the moon landings, they can fake the statue disappearance. We're through the looking glass, people.

The moon landing is different. Nobody knows if the moon is real or fake, so landings are easy to hoax.

We know the Statue of Liberty is real, not a hologram, so Hollywood couldn't have faked this.

Disappearance? The statue of liberty has been a hologram this whole time. Holographic projection technology was given to the French by space aliens centuries ago, the statue was a proof of concept test for their ongoing program to put a Kenyan muslamic socialist in the white house and destabilize our freedoms. Have you ever read that poem on the alleged statue? It's clearly in support of opening our borders to dirty Mexicans who will steal our jobs and destabilize our economy and the next thing you know McDonalds will be serving snail burgers and pig colon nuggets.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

They let Copperfield turn it off because he's actually a sleeper agent for the gay agenda. You don't think anyone gets that fabulous without the help of French space alien DNA implants, do you?

"Liberty is just an illusion" - D. Copperfield c. the 80's

This proves that if enough monkeys pound away at enough keuboards, while you may not get the works of Shakespeare, you will arrive at the truth.

"Monkeys"? Oh, don't even get me started on evolution!

Speaking of evolution, I got pissed at you guys for not voting that Stephen Jay Gould documentary out of the hopper, so I started making this.

http://fav.me/d8jm5gg

According to Wikipedia, he owns like twelve whole islands. That's a pretty solid aphrodisiac.

I misread that and thought you said he owns twelve thousand islands and it didn't surprise me nearly as much as it should have.

hahaha!

He owns a bottle of thousand island salad dressing.

*twelve bottles