I never understood the appeal of this guy. I remember seeing "The Magic of David Copperfield" commercials back in grade school and it just looked like the lamest thing, even back then when I liked Gallagher.
And the douchiest part is that he bought pretty much all of his best tricks from Doug Henning when he was dying.
thankfully, there was a priest in attendance.
plus two stars because cool retro styles.
close-up sleight of hand is way cooler.
Homer, you fool! If they can fake the moon landings, they can fake the statue disappearance. We're through the looking glass, people.
The moon landing is different. Nobody knows if the moon is real or fake, so landings are easy to hoax.
We know the Statue of Liberty is real, not a hologram, so Hollywood couldn't have faked this.
Disappearance? The statue of liberty has been a hologram this whole time. Holographic projection technology was given to the French by space aliens centuries ago, the statue was a proof of concept test for their ongoing program to put a Kenyan muslamic socialist in the white house and destabilize our freedoms. Have you ever read that poem on the alleged statue? It's clearly in support of opening our borders to dirty Mexicans who will steal our jobs and destabilize our economy and the next thing you know McDonalds will be serving snail burgers and pig colon nuggets.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
They let Copperfield turn it off because he's actually a sleeper agent for the gay agenda. You don't think anyone gets that fabulous without the help of French space alien DNA implants, do you?
"Liberty is just an illusion" - D. Copperfield c. the 80's
"Monkeys"? Oh, don't even get me started on evolution!
Speaking of evolution, I got pissed at you guys for not voting that Stephen Jay Gould documentary out of the hopper, so I started making this.
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My mom had the biggest crush on this putz. I just don't see the appeal. He dated Claudia Schiffer. How does that happen?
According to Wikipedia, he owns like twelve whole islands. That's a pretty solid aphrodisiac.
I misread that and thought you said he owns twelve thousand islands and it didn't surprise me nearly as much as it should have.
He owns a bottle of thousand island salad dressing.
This is missing the part where David refused to return the Statue from the Shadow Dimension in which he placed it, holding it for ransom until Green Lantern stopped him.
It's so corny, as a kid in the 80s, I used to love all the magicians on TV, David Copperfield, Penn & Teller, Paul Daniels, Blackstone Jr, the Pendragons (the husband went nuts, by the way), whatever. Ate that stuff up. Uri Geller was and still is a jerkoff.
I was only 7 when this aired but I distinctly remember realizing for the first time that my entire family were idiots for believing this was entirely real.
I won't bother starring this because fuck David Cupperfed
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