The three of them sit on the couch and start jerking off. Sonic hands tails and his uncle
one of the open beer bottles. Sonic picks one up too. Cheers they all say in unison.
They all took a huge chug and it took a couple of minutes to swallow it. That taste like
urine says Tails. I think your right says Sonic. You did tell us about those new laws
yesterday says Uncle Chuck.
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