He's a great guy, taking time off his busy day torturing terror suspects and bombing brown people.

But I think it would have been funnier had he read letters from Libyan orphans, and NSA dossiers compiled on random audience members.

Because terrorists have never created orphans.

What

Oh, sorry, I forget. It's all cool, because Terrorists.

Our involvement in Libya was because the UNSC was expecting Kaddafi to retaliate against the civilian population in their civil war; the UNSC vote was 11-0 for airstrikes to prevent massacres. Bitch about Obama and the UN if you like, but understand it was either that or Kaddafi massacring civilians, and yes this really is a matter of supporting the one or the other.

God, why is it that every time someone posts a cute video of Obama eating a bowl of ice cream, some diphit amateur political scientist has to make some totally unsolicited comment that boils down to "something something DRONES! OBAMA MURDERS BABIES"

Name me a single head of state in the entirety of human history without a drop of innocent blood on their hands. No really. Do it. Because, see, running a very large country is much harder than writing a 3,000-word comment on video games and fucking cartoon ponies.

So I guess they dropped like 20 n-bombs while crying about their version of what the founding fathers intended?