I just last month saw some art magazine talking about a sculptor who's getting a bunch of accolades for work that's basically a bland, accessible (i.e. the subject matter is cats with no subtext at all) version of something I came up with when I was 15, executed and then forgot about. Not the first time something like that has happened by a long shot.

I would share a cheap beer with you.

I dunno man, I didn't do that much of a thorough search, but I've never seen it before and I think it's brilliant. I've never been one for wearing logo Ts or things like that, but swimwear's always one of those things, especially for guys, which doesn't get very creative. Back when I swam competitively someone did make a speedo that wasn't entirely flesh colored, but had a flesh colored circle in the butt revealing a butt crack, but that's about as close to your idea as I think I've ever seen. Go make your millions but don't forget about us.

You scoff now, but what if young people find out that human beings have bodies under their clothes.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Two people who want to see their neighbors dicks every day

When I was born, we lived in an apartment complex that was "clothing optional" and lived there until I was about 6. It was walled off so the side I lived on couldn't see the other side, but there was still an effort to do away with it back in the 1980s. So I guess they did at some point.. I dunno. In that case, the nudists were totally respectful, but I guess it was just the very thought of people being nearby and naked and that MAYBE one of the children could get over there that spurred the change. But this guy's just being a dick because he has one.

Seems to me if they really want him to stop, they would teach their kids to just point and laugh and walk away.

Are you kidding? The man already feels like his privacy has been violated.