Cena_mark Libertarians get exceptionally crusty around April 15.
Cena_mark Thanks POETV for saving me from my own libertarian nonsense. I could have become this.
memedumpster Those bitch tits are praeternatural, dude, I don't think any political philosophy can do that. He obviously pissed off a witch. How does a man have bitch tits that actually look like a botched breast implant? Witchcraft, that's how.
Oscar Wildcat Discussions about just which fireman would have the honor of rushing into this guy's burning house to save him went on well into the evening. Marshmellows were roasted. A fine port was shared. His neighbors joined in the festivities. Soon everyone was singing campfire songs.
Prickly Pete Voice is reminiscent of Bill Murray from Caddyshack.
oddeye Should public servants spend tax payers money on frivolous goods that aren't needed to do their jobs? If some correlation to the performance of the firefighters being improved by non-store brand mustard could be established THEN you can make a reasonable argument that they should indeed swap "toasted corn cereal" for Kellogg's Cornflakes.
chumbucket Dudes were real pros about this douche.
blue vein steel when you're a public servant (i work for Medicaid) you get stuff like this all the time, and the best thing to do is what the firefighters did; just refer them to whatever bureaucracy handles public complaints, say "Have a good day", and go about your business. Anything else is always just a waste of time.
Two Jar Slave I love that they're doing a bucket-brigade of groceries into the truck.
Nominal I worked the last census. Everyone working door to door will tell you how they tensed up whenever they walked up to a house with American flag stickers/plates plastered everywhere because there was a good chance they'd be dealing with this guy.