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Comment count is 26
Oktay - 2015-05-08

What is a "Super Bowl" and where can I get one?

Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2015-05-08

KFC, I think?

simon666 - 2015-05-08

Nah. Dudes. It's from PF Chang's happy hour menu.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-08

Not as good as the original Poe TV Superbowl Ad from a couple of years ago, but back then, the narration script was just dead on perfect for this.


I really like the music this time around. If I was gauche enough to rate this, I'd give it an autofive for Alice. But I got some class, and I got some principles... so I won't.

themilkshark - 2015-05-08

You are gauche enough. You really, really are.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-08

I agree.

jangbones - 2015-05-08


I laughed at the repeated fish cannon

Old_Zircon - 2015-05-08

That was my favorite part, too. -1 for Anita, not because of her but simply because anything Gamergate related really has no business in this.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-09

Anita was MY favourite part.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-08

This Scientology ad popped up before whatever video I happened to be watching the other day, and I was like... YES!

baleen - 2015-05-08


Maggot Brain - 2015-05-08

Omg, if forgot about the chick from Sugar BOXXX.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-08

That was no chick, that was Tura Satana!

In case you've never seen her in her prime, here's the tralier from FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL KILL (1965)


Maggot Brain - 2015-05-08

Yeah, but in the trailer for Sugar Boxx she said not to! That's the kind of woman not even death can stop.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-08

Incidentally, the close up animal at 0:09


(link opens at nine seconds)

Is not a dog, it's a fucking polar bear


This is a really popular video, but I'd never seen it before the other day. This is like the cutest most badass thing ever.

TheOtherCapnS - 2015-05-08

I immediately recognized it as a polar bear. What does that say about me?

themilkshark - 2015-05-08

This video was unoriginal and only had one part that I thought was a little funny, that being the slo mo cupcake part. Spend more time being creepy to young girls online and stop making these.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-08

Sure, Milkshark, I live to please you. Would you like me to suck your dick later? How about a foot massage?

These stars are for you. Milkshark. You are the sunshine of my life.

EvilHomer - 2015-05-08


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-08

Oh no. Not even a little bit curious.

EvilHomer - 2015-05-09

You sure? It works really, really well.

That guy - 2015-05-09

JHM you just couldn't resist 5-starring your own page.

For shame.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-09

That was my tribute to Milkshark and his extreme manliness, but now I regret it. If the integririty of the POE-TV rating system is compromised, who knows what the long term consequences would be for society?

That guy - 2015-05-09


themilkshark - 2015-05-22

You made a bad video, you should be ashamed of it and your fixation on avoiding women in your league.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-08-10

I've made worse.

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