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Desc:Thanks again, Scientology!
Category:Short Films, Advertisements
Tags:Alice Cooper, editing, poetv, I hate you, JHM
Submitted:John Holmes Motherfucker
Date:05/08/15
Views:1108
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Comment count is 26
Oktay
What is a "Super Bowl" and where can I get one?

simon666
Nah. Dudes. It's from PF Chang's happy hour menu.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Not as good as the original Poe TV Superbowl Ad from a couple of years ago, but back then, the narration script was just dead on perfect for this.

https://youtu.be/XlH6OY-7JZM

I really like the music this time around. If I was gauche enough to rate this, I'd give it an autofive for Alice. But I got some class, and I got some principles... so I won't.
themilkshark
You are gauche enough. You really, really are.


jangbones
noice

I laughed at the repeated fish cannon
Old_Zircon
That was my favorite part, too. -1 for Anita, not because of her but simply because anything Gamergate related really has no business in this.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Anita was MY favourite part.

John Holmes Motherfucker
This Scientology ad popped up before whatever video I happened to be watching the other day, and I was like... YES!
baleen
susscribed!
Maggot Brain
Omg, if forgot about the chick from Sugar BOXXX.
John Holmes Motherfucker
That was no chick, that was Tura Satana!

In case you've never seen her in her prime, here's the tralier from FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL KILL (1965)

https://youtu.be/m3JjyvQzSJI

Maggot Brain
Yeah, but in the trailer for Sugar Boxx she said not to! That's the kind of woman not even death can stop.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Incidentally, the close up animal at 0:09

https://youtu.be/qrQqMPgabyw?t=9s

(link opens at nine seconds)

Is not a dog, it's a fucking polar bear

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=107661

This is a really popular video, but I'd never seen it before the other day. This is like the cutest most badass thing ever.
TheOtherCapnS
I immediately recognized it as a polar bear. What does that say about me?

themilkshark
This video was unoriginal and only had one part that I thought was a little funny, that being the slo mo cupcake part. Spend more time being creepy to young girls online and stop making these.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Sure, Milkshark, I live to please you. Would you like me to suck your dick later? How about a foot massage?

These stars are for you. Milkshark. You are the sunshine of my life.

EvilHomer
http://memegenerator.net/instance/62042147

John Holmes Motherfucker
Oh no. Not even a little bit curious.

EvilHomer
You sure? It works really, really well.

That guy
JHM you just couldn't resist 5-starring your own page.

For shame.

John Holmes Motherfucker
That was my tribute to Milkshark and his extreme manliness, but now I regret it. If the integririty of the POE-TV rating system is compromised, who knows what the long term consequences would be for society?

That guy
SHAME!

themilkshark
You made a bad video, you should be ashamed of it and your fixation on avoiding women in your league.

John Holmes Motherfucker
I've made worse.

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