Was that the Jesus?
Dustin Hoffman saves another boring white people wedding. You're welcome!
Ha! Fuck your marriage.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This would have been 5 stars if he had just waited for the moment where they ask if anyone has any objections.
Really, why would you interrupt a wedding at any other point?
|Albuquerque Halsey |
ralph pls go
Just wait. In 5 years, people will PAY schizophrenic shirtless men to interrupt their weddings. It'll become a new tradition.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
|Prickly Pete |
NOBODY in attendance laughed? Some people are so stuck up.
|infinite zest |
I've only been to a dozen weddings (not including my own) and EVERY TIME it's the bigger girlfriend who's the maid of honor. And I know for a fact that, while good acquaintances, many are not "best friend" material. It's like, this will be as close to the alter as they're ever gonna get, enjoy it while you can..
I was at a wedding where the entirety of the bride and groom's wedding party were regulars at a bar they hung out at.
That sounds like my wedding. I realized that I didn't really have any dudes I really considered close friends since college and everyone went their separate ways, except for obviously my two brothers, so the third and fourth guys were just acquaintances from the bar because I couldn't find any of my old friends' numbers (this was pre-facebook.) And then they made a shitty rom-com out of it called "I Love You Man."
A friend of mine got married by the bartender (who has some kind of mail-order mnisterial thing, Universal Life Church probably) at the bar where they hung out because they didn't want to make a big thing of it. They went for some drinks, got married by him in the back room, then had a couple more drinks and went home. If you've got to get married, that's the way.
I was a maid of honor once. I wasn't fat, but it was certainly as close to the alter as I ever got. There may be something to your theory.
Does he do funerals? Please tell me he does funerals!
...Just like back in cape town...
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