I don't know. I picked this colon because it was cancer-free. It turns out that a lot of the colonoscopy footage on YouTube is actually pretty disgusting.

>>>Your face is looking better John I must say. It's nice to see the pedophilic sheet weevils that have been crawling around your submissions I mentioned earlier were not just a figment of my imagination


******Are you as turned on as I am right now?

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When you get aroused to do you kind of flop and splash around in the tank they keep you in until they throw you a black market child

Meow! Kitty has claws!

are you referring to me or the house full of malnourished, desperate prisoners scrabbling their paws ragged on the blinds or hungrily circling you as you float there waiting for death

Okay, now I'm bored. Insert generic flip reply here.

The only way you could do a flip is if someone planted a pair of pressure cooker IEDs under your squalid folds and the physics took a lucky turn in your favor. Regardless, the rancid lard that would inevitably rain down would have to be chemically incinerated and the entire affected surface area vaporized

good job

>>For a minute there I thought I was looking at a bunch of dancing cats, casting spells with magical fairy wands. While inside a colon.

No, my colon looks like that, but this is just some medical footage I found on YouTube.

No, you don't understand! It's a metaphor for the American educational system!

What an asshole thing to say.
No he can't.

HA, you're BOTH right!

stop being so shitty guys.

Seriously, there's a place for context, but in a lot of my videos, I consciously go for "what the fuck am I looking at?", which is a pretty common youtube comment. I get. Of course, if you're not curious about what you're looking at, I've failed, and if you're not actually looking at anything, I've cheated.

But I thought the context here is pretty straightforward. It's in the title, and in the description. You want a backstory? Some flashbacks maybe? It's okay if you just don't like it. You don't need a bullshit reason

I lost the files for this, and so I never really finished it. I intended to have a whole crowd of little bacteria guys. Maybe I'll reshoot, and take another whack at it one day. In the meantime, I submitted this in response to the colon graphics in that wonderful Finnish Feminists Anal Sex video.

So what you're saying is, this is Youtube Poop.

It's also a lame excuse for John continuing to talk about himself. At least infinite zest doesn't start whole videos dedicated to this.

Hooker, if you ever take that stick out of your ass and look around, you may discover that, for better or for worse, nobody really needs an excuse to talk about themselves.

Oh that's you? I thought you were just pretending to be an old guy this whole time.

Itth altho a lame excuthe for John continuing to talk about himthelf. At leatht infinite zetht doethn't thtart whole videoth dedicated to thith.