oh for fuck's sake

Let them have all the federal aid they want, but only if they drown Ted Cruz first. Maybe offer money for tornado relief if they raze Perry's Niggerhead ranch to the ground and drive a fence post through his torso, too.

I'll be honest, I don't really know shit about Ted Cruz but isn't at this point asking Barry O for cash like asking the vice principal for a hall pass to see the school nurse? He's not ganna say "no" but why are you even asking?

Meh, toss them a couple hundred million.

Texas is giving us all about 100 billion in taxes that they aren't getting back because they refuse the new health law funding.

Sweet.

I guess those bootstraps aren't enough?

SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARM-...oh fuck!

Surprise! Ted Cruz is a windbag!