you're a dirty underage tank fucker

There's no such thing as an underage tank.

Unless you're implying that I'm the underage one.

If the barrel's rifled she's ready for combat, right Caminante?

What do you think about the modern preference for smoothbore?



That's the best I've got, sorry.

T-34 looks like a stuck up bitch.

Good job Somethingawful.. oh wait. I dunno, I kind of liked it more when these things were just concepts and not actual games.

T-34 looks like a tsundere, which I normally don't like, but she's got short pink hair, so that makes her my favorite.

Anime's gotten a lot more surreal since Hetalia; this is probably meant to be a parody of Girls und Panzers, or more likely, Kancolle (which is about anthropomorphized Naval ships).

It sounds absolutely awful, and not in a fun or interesting way:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?l=english&i d=451739495

It's proving much harder than I expected to find a militarized, erotic version of Pixar's "Cars."

Does it have to be militarized AND "Cars"? It's easy to find erotic versions of "Cars", and eroticized military vehicles are also perfectly findable.

Wait, your Grandpa was a Nazi?

If by Nazi you mean conscripted tanker sent to freeze his ass off on the eastern front, then yes.

I once had a friend who's grandfather survived in the Wehrmacht during the war and according to him his grandfather said "Yeah, I was in the Hitler Youth but so was everyone one else, and if I'm being honest it wasn't all bad. They just sent us off to camp, they sent the whole country to camp. Just some people went to a better camp than others."