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Old_Zircon - 2015-06-08

Mostly Rambo just jumps out and knocks his enemies over, but at 13:00 he pretty much kills a guy.

infinite zest - 2015-06-08

I always loved the logic of 80s cartoons. Lazers instead of guns, because lazers supposedly don't kill, and also make sure to show the enemy falling from very high heights into the sea and swimming to safety.

Old_Zircon - 2015-06-08

I was genuinely surprised to see him pull someone under water and have them never come up. Network censors must have missed that.

Ugh - 2015-06-08

all for "smoke dat sucka"

also i would like to see a redub that's just stallone grunts for rambo's dialogue

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-06-08

"Looks peaceful enough"

Rambo: "So does a beahr traap!"

"uh...Rambo, just leave the one liners to someone smarter."


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-06-08

Also I think half of all the gay tumblr fetish accounts can stem their origins to this cartoon.

Because there is nothing homoerotic about European musclemen in uniform with crops tying up other musclemen to trees by stringing them up by the arms, and then that guy jumps on top of other men for like five hours. And the finale is Rambo showing up with a much, much bigger gun than anyone of them. And blasting away with it, numerous times!


infinite zest - 2015-06-08

I used to love Rambo but between working at a VA and seeing the first one long after I'd seen 2 and 3 it's kind of insulting to veterans since the subject material is PTSD. Like, Let's make American Sniper Part 2; turns out Chris Kyle faked his own death and goes and takes out all of ISIS with a single bullet blah blah blah..

oddeye - 2015-06-08

fucking spoilers you bitch asshole

Old_Zircon - 2015-06-08

I was always surprised at how respectful the first one is, all things considered. The later ones are pure exploitation but the first one seems like a sincere attempt at a character driven action film, and for what it is and when it was made I thought the treatment of Rambo as a character is actually pretty well developed and sympathetic.

infinite zest - 2015-06-08

Rambo 4 was a refreshing bloodbath of a movie in the midst of the pg13ification of franchises like die hard, terminator and stuff tho.

Old_Zircon - 2015-06-08

It was pretty laughable as a movie, but in a way that was fun. 1 and 3 are the ones, 1 for being an actually good movie and 3 because he teams up with the Taliban.

infinite zest - 2015-06-08

Haha oh yeah I forgot about the Taliban. I don't think I've seen that movie since before Sept 11th and the Taliban were kind of the Ewoks to Americans vs. the Red Menace. I wonder if the TV versions edit all that stuff out, or if they even show it on American television at all anymore.

gambol - 2015-06-08

classic ooze noise at 13:37

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-06-11

ah man, I knew the one you meant before it happened. Memories!

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