I can feel the seething hate behind those eyes through the screen for god's sake. Domesticated owls, Jesus.

The mere idea of owls with bells tied to their feet is depressing. Seriously, think about that.

Texting while driving without wearing a seatbelt :(

owls are dicks

"Can I have two adult rats with severed spines and a decaf coffee?"

I would imagine having an owl would be like having a carnivorous parrot.